News!

Evening, dolls! I have for you some piping hot news, cast down from high atop Mt. Bonesaw! And, wonder of wonders, it’s a threefer!

My brand new website is live! Welcome, welcome, to your one-stop thundercunt shop, hardm0de dot com!

And if that wasn’t enough, I’m now on LoyalFans! I’ll be using it as a repository for all the spare morsels of filth that drop out of My imagination which have nowhere else to go. It’ll also serve as a scintillating window into My personal life.

And finally, I now have a Throne wishlist, perfect for anonymous gifting!

It’s Christmas in February for betas everywhere!

See you around. 😉

-Mme B.

On gratitude…

While I know many of us are physically isolated today because of the pandemic, or difficult family circumstances, I promise you, you’re never alone.

I have …complicated feelings about the origin of this holiday (and I’ve never liked turkey!), but the importance of gratitude practice, and a sense of family and community – belonging – can’t be overstated.

Here’s a free task for today: Write a list of five things you’re grateful for – anything like friends, pets, health, financial stability, even things commonly taken for granted like electricity, clean running water, internet, the simple fact that trees make oxygen for us to breathe, etc.

Perhaps you can even manage to find a scrap of gratitude for difficult aspects of your life that you’ve overcome, that have made you stronger – as well as the sheer titanium-clad gonadery itself of having overcome them! high five!

Sit with it, and soak it in. Really reflect on it.

Later, be open to more experiences of gratitude in your daily life as you move through your day. You may well find it glimmering in unexpected places, and when you do, increase your focus, hold it in your attention, and allow it to leave a lasting impression on your mind, at least for a little bit. It matters. You matter.

Happy Thanksgiving, dolls. We have so much to be thankful for, I promise. ❤

Bonesaw City

Afternoon, dolls and sluts! 😀

There was a discussion in My Chaturbate room today about Discord servers! As it happens, I have one I made while I was fucking around on Discord when I first installed it. Let’s give it a try!

https://discord.gg/xtBBsxz


When you pop in, drop the Twitter/CB username by which I know you + your Discord username! 😀

This server is subject to deletion if it gets to be too much. XD

-ya grrl Matriarch Beeb

A post about Krav Maga.. ;)

Well here’s a totally coincidental post about gifting a month of Krav Maga classes for the holidays! 😉

I have a listing on IndieBill here: https://www.getindiebill.com/store/checkout/8d5a6bc4-c0cf-4591-bdb3-2025baa51a6e

Alternatively, Cash app works, and doesn’t take a cut. My cashtag is $MmeBB 😉

Thanks, doll! ❤

Mme. Bonesaw’s Chaturbate fetus thread!

Here’s a list of advice that helped me/things I wish I’d known when I first started! ❤

  • Be patient, it’s going to fucking suck at first. Consider yourself in fetus mode at first, don’t worry about tips. Just focus on amassing followers. The rest will come later. (This is the best piece of advice I’ve ever read! Got it from here: https://knowingless.com/2018/11/19/maximizing-your-slut-impact-an-overly-analytical-guide-to-camgirling/ )
  • Consistency is vital! Pick a schedule and stick to it. Just be present during those hours even if it’s boring as shit. Play a game or watch something in the background, etc. (Make sure it doesn’t appear on cam or else you’ll get warned by the admins for copyrighted content. Ask me how I know!)
  • Chaturbate promotes you with a “new” hashtag for the first seven days, beginning when your age verification finishes processing. Milk the SHIT out of it and spend as many long hours as humanly possible during those days. Take a break for as long as you need to after it expires.
  • Search one of your hashtags in an incognito tab and check your thumbnail. Is it easy to make out the things you’re trying to showcase? Bright and inviting?
  • For a room topic, pick a quick one-liner that’ll appear under your thumbnail to draw in your intended clientele, and then five relevant hashtags. Diversify your hashtags – pick a good mix of common ones and niche ones, and rotate them throughout your shift. It helps to go to google and type “chaturbate #insertyourhashtaghere” and check how many rooms come up. You definitely want one or two with very few listed rooms so you’ll stand out to the people looking hardest for their niche fetish.
  • Any hashtags that don’t appear blue, won’t actually do you any good since they don’t work.
  • Scope out other rooms with similar hashtags/style to yours. Keep an eye out for what differentiates a high follower count room from a low one. Don’t copy shit, but be inspired by it.
  • If you get tipped for something like a flash or a pose, consider holding it a little longer and keeping an eye on that incognito tab to make sure that it refreshes on the flash. It’s 30 seconds of free advertising and by the time anyone enters, it won’t even be up anymore for them to screencap or record.
  • Also do interesting/weird things periodically that look good in a thumbnail to draw more viewers into your room and engage them.
  • Starting a conversation will get others get pulled in, and so on. It’s like rolling a snowball uphill!
  • Check your feed every now and then and make sure to adjust your RBF accordingly. Brighten your eyes by looking at dumb memes or messaging a friend that makes you laugh. It’s a great idea to let these nerds hear you laugh, especially if they’re not part of the joke.
  • Give clients other methods by which to contact you (Twitter, clip sites, etc.), but don’t link to other sites that offer video chat, even on Twitter. That’s bannable.
  • Generally ignore greys unless they’re entertaining, they have no tokens. They’re a great excuse to start a conversation to pull color name users in, though! If they get to be overwhelming, use a bot to mute them. (I use all-in-one bot.)

As per CB:

Why are some username colors different?
Orange names are Broadcasters
Red names are Moderators
Light Blue names own or have purchased tokens
Dark Blue names have tipped at least 50 tokens in the past 2 weeks
Light Purple names have tipped at least 250 tokens in the past 2 weeks
Dark Purple names have tipped at least 1000 tokens in the past 2 weeks
Green names are fan club members
Grey names have no tokens

  • Talk as much as you can, narrate what you’re doing. These dudes sometimes just want to listen to another human voice. It helps if you move around a lot and don’t sit in one place for too long. If you’re lazy like me, you can just subtly play with your hair or something.
  • Make sure your camming area is cozy and inviting, reasonably clean, but still looks lived in. You don’t want to look like you’re camming from a studio cubicle.
  • Lighting is so important! Daylight bulbs are great without being yellowy. I also highly recommend fucking around with the brightness/contrast in OBS (in your video capture device settings).
  • Another OBS tip: Pull together a folder of good photos of you, and create a slideshow for a brb message, to keep people engaged while you’re away. You can add this by clicking the plus and hitting “add image source” or something like that. (I’ll check later LOL)
  • Set up a multi tip goal bot and a tip menu bot. Start with small goals and ramp them up to higher-token, juicier goals. Make a diverse tip menu, with a small tip for something that shows their appreciation of you for like 10 tokens, something for a PM, and increasingly juicy items for flashes, etc. You’ll also want some moderately outlandish tips for showing devotion or something, and probably one ridiculously outlandish one as a “sure why not” sort of thing.
  • Laugh at dudes, literally all the time. Don’t let anyone get to you, don’t argue with them. Just be a fallow field, bereft of fucks, and dazzle them with your BDE. If someone irritates you just ban them and laugh.
  • Work on a compelling bio, and whenever you get a dumb question a few times, answer it in the bio so you can direct dudes there instead. When you get a chance, make a glossy pretty version of it somewhere like Canva.com. What I did was save them as PNGs, make a new google account, and use an embed linking website and then embed them with img src. (I’ll get that website for you later and figure out how I can include the HTML without wordpress trying to use it.)
  • If it really is dead as shit, it’s a good idea to kill your stream and go have a snack. Sometimes leaving and coming back attracts users. My guess is that that some dudes like to check the last page of any particular hashtag and work their way back, and if you’re at the end there with zero minutes, they’ll check you out. Pure speculation!
  • Time your shows with the ebb and the flow of traffic. If you’re approaching the end of the time window you’ve set for yourself, and it’s still good and you’re ranked high in a chosen hashtag or two, and you’re picking up good followers, stick around longer while it’s worthwhile. If you’re on another night and it’s fucking dead, and you can’t get dudes to stick around or engage, it’s fine to leave early.
  • Take good long-term notes about when you cammed, your followers, your total amount, and then look back on your data and analyze it for patterns – specific times of day or days of the week that had better traffic/income, dead times/days to avoid, etc. I cannot stress enough how fucking priceless this data is.
  • Definitely prioritize dudes who spend on you and remember their names/kinks. Take notes on your phone or in a notepad. Try to keep in touch off-site too.
  • Absolutely never let anyone be visible on cam who isn’t age verified on your account. This includes showing pictures from your phone.
  • Don’t get annoyed when dudes pop in and out again, sometimes they’re popping in and following you to find you again later when they have time/tokens.
  • Similarly, lurkers with color names are your friends! They’re a little creepy, but any color users in your room are contributing to your ranking.
  • No one really knows how CB’s ranking algorithm works, but there’s speculation that it’s based on color users, something about how long people spend in your room before leaving, and tokens spent.
  • And most importantly – DON’T give up! It’s gonna be really fucking shitty and slow for a while, but keep grinding, work hard on your brand and aesthetic, and you’ll find your niche! ❤
Here’s my affiliate linkcode! If you use it to sign up, they give me money when you make your minimum payout! I pledge to ninja into your room and strategically tip
half to you. ❤

chaturbate.com/in/?track=default&tour=5zjT&campaign=UgRZf

Will edit this tomorrow. For now, it’s She-Ra time with my guys! Don’t hesitate to ask me anything in the comments here, and I’ll update the post accordingly.

Good luck! ❤ ❤

-Ya Grrl Bone Daddy

Friday fitness check-in #1!

I’ll make this brief, cause it’s almost 1 here. My subs and I had a pizza and movie night with some very good friends we don’t get to see very often, and I’m still buzzing with happiness and contentment. :3

Despite the late hour, I wanted to check in because I’ve been feeling my body rapidly changing in a few key ways, and I’m absolutely fascinated and delighted by it!

I’ve been using my punching bag a lot, doing pullups, pushups, etc. Running my fingertips over my arms, I’m noticing increasing vascularity to supply the muscle growth in my forearms. I also notice my shoulders firming and bulking up again, and greater definition in my deltoid and trapezius muscles in particular – and obviously my biceps. My lats are already more defined, and my abs are showing a little bit more every day.

That said… Good god damn, my calves are still SORE. Like very lightly hobbling kind of sore, hahaha. But I both expected and welcomed this.

I forgot to take a progress photo for this week. I’ll do it in the morning when the light is good.

In other news! I had far and away the BEST single day of online domination I’ve ever had, and I’m absolutely vibrating with the gratitude of it all. Even aside from that, I had SO much fun with my sessions today.

G’night, dolls and sluts. 😉

-Mme. B

What’s next!

Long time no write!

So, I’m still doing My fully illustrated guide to creating CBD tincture! I haven’t forgotten. It’s definitely happening.

However, I feel like I need some extra lighting and more time than I currently have available to do the shoot justice. So that’ll be coming later.

In the meantime? I’m converting my Onlyfans into subfunding for My Krav Maga classes! I just started last week, and so far I fucking LOVE it.

Henceforth, it will be filled with weekly sports bra progress photos, and sweaty workout photos and videos, punching bag videos scattered throughout the week… and a very special CBT-themed punching bag mod… 😉

Oh did I mention?! My domestic subs finally hung My punching bag in the spare room!

I’ll likely put a few teaser photos here as well.

Are you fuckin’ hype? I am! 😀

Origins

I was asked by a sub how I “got into all this.”

I’ve been a lifestyle dominatrix for over 15 years, and have run My own artisan small business for 10, traveling the country and exhibiting at some of the top ranked fine art festivals in the US.

The latter was extremely stressful, but it allowed Me to save up and buy My house. I’m stepping back and recovering from the inevitable burnout by focusing more on another major interest in My life in which I have a natural talent and a fuckton of experience.

It’s been quite an adjustment. I’m used to keeping My real life domination on the down-low, but online, I need to loudly and brazenly self-promote, and I’m not at all used to it. I joke that I have the social media game of a 90 year old, but culture shock is certainly a component as well.

So what can you do for Me, aside from sending tribute?

Help Me in the ways that don’t come naturally to me. Promote the shit out of My content, retweet, etc.

I’ll definitely notice you.

My first onlyfans photoshoot!

Many of you may have heard Me talk about how difficult I find it to prepare and pose for photoshoots unless I’m teaching something.

So My first pro photoshoot I’ll be uploading to My brand new onlyfans account, will be a fully illustrated guide to making CBD tinctures from high CBD hemp shake and trim! I’ll be wearing a cheeky bikini and stripey socks and bending over a lot, of course… 😉

But real talk – this photoshoot is extremely important to me on a personal level.

I’ve been in a few too many car accidents, and I’ve got a touch of residual arthritis from a casual affair with Lyme disease from a tick bite. CBD has given me My life back.

On a human level, if I can share My knowledge of the things I’ve researched and developed through trial and error which have helped Me, to ease the suffering of others, I damn sure consider it my duty as a fellow human.

Fortunately, I don’t give a flying fuck about maintaining some kind of illusion of self-absorbed money-obsessed brattiness, because what I’m about to say would surely shatter it.

In the past, I’ve sent gelcaps of my tincture to subs who have told me of their pain. And hearing their gratitude for how much it helped them was a completely different (and arguably WAY better) rush than any tribute they’ve ever paid Me. (Should I be admitting that? fuck it, LOLOL)

If this project sounds like something you’d like to support, even if you can’t contribute financially to My new onlyfans right now, I’d appreciate it if you liked, retweeted, and spread My message as far and wide as you can.

Board this hype train with Me! 😀

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